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Monday, August 27th, 2007The Top Ten Reasons I Procrastinate
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Monday, May 21st, 2007When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
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Monday, May 21st, 2007Denial is more than a river in Egypt.
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Monday, April 30th, 2007After high school, I decided I didn’t need any more formal education. So I went to the University of Tennessee.
Tennessee is a drinking school with a football problem.
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Wednesday, April 25th, 2007Just about the time they make something fool-proof, someone makes a better fool.
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Monday, April 23rd, 2007Remember, you are unique. Just like everybody else.
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Sunday, April 15th, 200762.7% of all statistics are made up.
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Saturday, April 14th, 2007There are 3 types of people in this world–Those who are good with numbers and those who aren’t.
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Thursday, April 12th, 2007I have nothing but respect for you…and very little of that. (Groucho)
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Sunday, April 1st, 200799% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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